The danger of walking into large cactuses remains stubbornly high as Neptune gets into a celestial fluster again this month.

Talking expressively whilst holding a glass of wine, either fizzy or non fizzy, is well starred, with a lower than usual chance of wine flip from your glass as you express yourself in your usual exuberantly Capricornian way with your arms.

Chaining yourself to things as some sort of protest is well starred this month, as long as the thing to which you have chained yourself cannot be moved under it's own power. We're thinking chaining yourself to a tank is bad. Fences are usually good as long as you don't chain yourself to the fence gate.