Your tag wrestling partner has been scheming behind your back in an attempt to undermine you in your area wrestling federation. Nothing good can come of this, and theatrical flying through the air violence could be the only option. Resist the temptation to slap anyone across the chest or pick them up by grabbing between their legs because this will only encourage them to come back for more.

Showers and screaming profanities are well starred, as are ladder matches.

This month your destiny wears the tight trunks of a desperate middle aged man.