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AWARDS

Purveyor of fine comedic horoscopes to US presidents since 1932

This millennium's 'most likely to be accurate someday' horoscope of the year

Squirrel fanciers favored horoscope for September 2005

Star Trek 'Beam Me Up Scotty' Award for Future Time Travel using the medium of horoscopes, 2004

Answering unanswerable questions with wit since 1961

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