EXCLUSIVE: Sean Spicer is somewhere in the picture above, hiding in the bushes to avoid questions over Russian connections to the Donald Trump administration yesterday, according to sources close to the lawn.
Spicer, the Senior White House Press Officer, took calls whilst in hiding and sent his assistant to the Press Room to answer questions instead.
Computer simulations run by this newspaper have calculated the most likely places Sean Spicer could hide so that he could not be seen from inside the White House:
(Stick figure man not to scale.)
Google Earth is being scanned, as we type, to find pictures of Sean Spicer in the bushes.
So far nothing has been found.
Experts agree that the most likely hiding place would be in the following shot in any of the positions indicated by the stick figure .