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1 April 2014
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Not The Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say: Toy Lightsaber

Saber Palaver
 
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Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Smoker

"It would make an excellent cigarette lighter."

   
Shocked Man
Harry Zonderblurb, Financial Guru

"Does anybody have any real Jedi money on them, or will that money from the Star Wars Monopoly game cover it?"

   
Muscleman

Kent Rugby, Bad Influence

"The only option is to fight your way out of the supermarket, now, young man."

   
Old Gipper
Fred Flunkee, Bundler

"Hmmmm.... He looks young enough to know how to switch off my house alarm... Young man: my house burglar alarm has been going since yesterday at 5am what do I do?"

   
Ape Man

Jimmy Piper, Cat Wrangler

"Son, you burn the supermarket down you have to buy the toy."

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