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Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say: Dave: The Movie Minecraft Trailer

March 24, 2014
Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Home Boy
"Which casting agent did they use? He looks more like a Steve to this reviewer."
Shocked Man
Harry Zonderblurb, Historian
"In the 1950's the phrase 'legs up to your chin' used to be a compliment that you had a nice pair of legs. 2014: No More."
Muscly Man
Kent Rugby, Extreme Couponer
"Dave's eyebrows are a Roger Moore rip-off. I want the money I would have paid for a ticket back had this movie ever been made."
Older Man
Fred Flunkee, Whittler
"The graphics are amazing to this reviewer. I remember back when all we had was a line and a dot and a ping sound."
Strange Man
Jimmy Popper, Will Ferrall Impersonator
"I miss the reassuring thwacking sound of rewinding a VHS tape."