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8 April 2013
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Jessie Krugerrand, Snootiest Maitre'd in New York

[Eyes look slowly up and down disparagingly, nose slightly upped. Sighs. Sighs again, a bit louder the second time. Eyes say 'one more step and I'll call the angry chef Gordon Ramsay is polite to.']

"Has Sir forgotten to put his head on for luncheon tonight?"

   
Shocked Man
Harry Zonderblurb, Youth TV Producer

"I want to give Kathy a whole series but she's been hiding for the last week."

   
Muscleman

Kent Rugby, Shirtless Punner

"Fake and gory."

   
Old Gipper
Fred Flunkee, War Vet

"A similar thing happened to me in Vietnam. I haven't been able to eat chicken nuggets with tomato sauce since."

   
Ape Man

Jimmy McNuggets, Motor Insurance Claims Officer

"Has he got a really pointy head? How did he see in front of him to drive? I could deny paying his claim on so many levels."

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