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Perry Shrapnel, Owns A Stop Watch |
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"OK security guys we really have got to get the response time down to under ten seconds in situations like this."
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Jamie Jamies, Conspiracy Advocate |
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"And you still think Lee Harvey Oswald could have done it from the School Book Depository?"
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Duncan Apple, Topless Security Guard
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"Security accreditation tag rescinded!!!"
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Barry Bones, Gun Owner and Alex Jones Fan |
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"If you are looking for evidence that guns don't kill people... Piers Morgan I hope you're watching."
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Harold Jones, Pro Assassinator
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"That's a fine time to run out of ammo, should have brought a handbag."
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