Barack
Obama has a secret so potentially joke filled that his campaign
team have striven to keep it a secret from the world's media.
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Barack
Obama can fly
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But
conspiracy bashing website theVoiceofReason.com can
reveal exclusively today that Barack Obama can fly unaided
through the air just like that guy in season one of Heroes
(that guy might be in later seasons for all we know
- we stopped watching it after the first one).
Democratic
Party presidential candidate Barack Obama, who it was thought
could not be joked about because anything anyone says about
him is either racist, pro-Bushist or just not funny, had
kept his flying through the air ability a secret fearing
that people will make jokes about it.
Before
his flying unaided through the air like Superman ability
was known, satirists and reporters had been at their wits
end thinking of Obama jokes but could think up nothing politically
correct enough.
Now
Obama jokes are expected to come in faster than a speeding
bullet.
It
is not known if he has to put his underpants on over his
suit to fly, although this is thought to be unlikely but
is a further sign of how funny this is going to get.
A
bystander told this website:
"I
don't think there is anything wrong with having a future
president who nobody is allowed to joke about because
they fear the joke is racist, we have just lived through
8 years of fearing that joking about a president makes
you a terrorist.
Being
a racist is better than being a terrorist isn't it? Oh
my goodness what have I just said? Sorry to anyone offended
by that last remark."
Will
Smith, future Barack Obama Oscar nominee, couldn't think
of anything funny to say when we called him for a comment
last night.
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Meanwhile
in other US election news: Zimmer frame manufacturer Sturdy
Oldies Inc is to name its latest walking aid a John
McCain when it appears in the shops in October.
