A
collection of the best quotes from reviews we have seen
of the new Indiana Jones movie, Indiana Jones And The Kingdom
Of The Crystal Skull.
Caracas
Playboy: "65 year old Harrison Ford dispenses with
his free bus pass to smash evil once again."
Old
Age Today Magazine: "Harrison Ford makes 65 into
the new 35."
Recipe
Of The Day Weekly: "Let our ice sculpture experts
show you how to make a life size replica Crystal Skull in
under 3 hours, with the free ice chisel included inside."
Bodybuilder
Supplements Magazine: "Harrison Ford once again
fails to deliver any muscle of note, rarely improving on
'sinewy' in this movie. Has the guy ever even heard
of a pec deck? Me thinks not!"
The
Hungry Heffer Restaurants Menu: "$3.99 Indiana
Jones Crystal Skull Nuggets Meal."
Unauthorized
Unofficial Oprah Magazine: "Harrison Ford couldn't
act his way out of a wet paper bag."
Throw
A Tomato-In-the-Mouth Cinema Reviews: "Five tomatoes
for Spielberg for this formulaic garbage. Has the man no
shame? "
Al
Qaida Monthly: "Harrison Ford deserves a Fatwa
on all his houses."
Celebrity
Torture Magazine: "It's four thumb screws for everyone
involved with Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of the Crystal
Skull, one each for Spielberg, Lucas, Ford and the art director."
Poland
Today: "Hary Ksgfhdfghsj reprises his voice talent
role as he dubs Indiana Jones once more. Would Indiana Jones
be the same in Poland voiced by any other artist? Me thinks
not."
Jane's
Bombing Weekly: "Not enough bombs, a disappointment."
World
War Two Magazine: "Some marvelous cartoon Nazi's
once again. Ve hev Vays Of Mekking Yoo Talk! Peachy! Love
it!!!"
Rollercoaster
Monthly: "A straight to rollercoaster movie if
ever there was one. The movie ducks and dives and weaves
and spins like no other movie today. Harrison Ford is an
amazing driver."
