Vice
President Dick 'No Brainer' Cheney has told this web site that he is to personally
supervise this year's Halloween Party at the Guantanamo Bay camp.
The
party is to include 'aided' apple dunking, where prisoners have their hands tied
behind their backs and are 'helped' by guards to bite into apples floating in
the bowl.
Other
games include 'nail the tail on the prisoner' and trick or treating where guards
knock on prisoner's cell doors armed with baseball bats.
Amnesty
International have criticized the party as yet another example of the Bush administration's
choice of semantics when describing its policy on the torture that is going on.
Dick
Cheney has assured this web site that prisoners and guards will be encouraged
to enter in to the party in the spirit of the season.
It
is unclear whether Cheney has arranged to go shooting during his visit.
In
other news:
President
Bush mistakenly pardoned a pumpkin last week in what is thought to be a Thanksgivings
Day related mix-up, according to unofficial White House sources.
