Unattractive,
topless women are terrorising a beach resort in the Black Sea, police have told
us.
The
topless women, mostly aged over 65 years, walk up and down the sea front, browse
for gifts in gift shops and sometimes lay chest upwards on the sand.
These
women have had a 'markedly detrimental' effect on tourism in the resort of Concertina
County, Romania, complain police.
On one beach, popular for volleyball, ice cream sales have fallen by over 25%
so far this year.
The
local police, determined to stop the situation getting any worse, are recruiting
more officers to ensure that only women attractive enough to go topless are allowed
to do so.
Those
women deemed 'unfit' and seen walking, or bathing, topless on the beach will be
arrested under new emergency anti-terrorism laws.
Police
Chief Victor Poppeldopolis told our reporter that he is co-ordinating the setting
up of a crack squad of beach monitoring agents:
Police
are to set up security check points where women can go for advice on whether they
are deemed attractive enough to go topless - these will be staffed by officers
with absolutely no qualifications whatsoever.
Elsewhere,
the resort is to introduce minimum walking speeds in areas where particularly
high levels of unattractive topless women have been reported.
There
will also be a SWAT squad which can be called into action in grievous breaches
of the new anti-topless laws. They will be armed with large towels and big baggy
t-shirts.
Our
reporter has told us that unattractive topless men will only be affected if they
have big hairy boobies.
