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29th August 2016

Video Of The Day (taken from linksdump.com video pages)

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Mysterious ‘man like creature’

Shocked Man
Harry Zonderblurb, Predictor
"I was expecting UFO aliens to be short and hairy with a fat belly. My bad." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
What Donald Trump's hand gestures say about him

Shocked Man
Harry Zonderblurb, Professional Spaniard
"His hands could get a reality show all of their own if his latest project doesn't work out. #ReleaseYourTaxReturnsTrumpo" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Why Russians Love Donald Trump

Shocked Man
Harry Zonderblurb, French Teacher
"They found THE American Diner in Russia? Can you even be polite in a Russian accent? Especially when there's a reporter there with such awful puns and not enough vodka." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Chicken In Blue Pants

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Honesty Coach
"Just don't ask me if her bottom looks big in that because I cannot lie. It looks huuuge. Ginormous even." [More]

Donald Trump Reveals Media Plans To
Slip Him A Drink 'To See What Happens'

Donald Trump accused the media today of trying to spike his drinks before a major speech in an attempt to make him say things that would undermine his chances of winning in November. [More]

Donald trump

 

Horoscopes - August 2016

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 17)

Flipping coins, juggling fruit, and single handed tricks involving the remote control on your television or hifi are set to pepper your leisure time with an element of artistic excitement.

Absentminded doodles with big loops, but not small round loops, are well starred during coffee break or phone calls on the first three Tuesdays of the month. An eager eye might indicate a latent talent for predicting the future, even satire, with your scribbles (look for big eared local politicians to mercilessly lampoon). You might try to find Understanding Doodles For Dummies in the book shops but they haven't written it yet. It is only time until they do.

Jupiter is determined to make your eyebrows grow over 300% quicker than usual. Plucking, shaving and leaving them to fluff out are all equally well starred.

This month your destiny is like a child with a yellow squeaky toy. [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
German shepherd howling with wolves from Zootopia

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Physicist
"So, is that five howls out of five, or just one big howl out of five? These dog reviewers confuse me." [More]

NEW: Motivational Quotes - Conscious Meditations

Click on the link and watch the quotes flash slowly in front of your eyes. This is conscious meditation... sit and relax and read. You can do it anywhere. It's good for any mobile device and desktops too. [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Lizard Runs To Shade

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Watches TV in his underpants
"It's just like me coming home from work, through the door, stripping down to my underpants in front of the tv. Aaahhhh." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Minnie Wynne the dancing Frenchie

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Talent Scout
"A bottom on the ground twerk? Hmm. That furry kid will go far." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Trump campaign releases statement on Melania's speech

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Republican Campaigner
"The most likely explanation is that Michelle Obama invented a time machine went forward in time and copied Melania's speech." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Kangaroo Gets Head Stuck In Chips Bag

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Flap Jack Champ
"Thank heavens kangaroos can't fly." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Squirrel Escapes From Being Dinner

Strange Man
Jimmy Popper, Fruit Correspondent (Strawberries) , CNN
"It's a sad world when this would only make headline news if the squirrel got a gun and shot someone.#KnowWhatImSayin" [ More]

NEW: Conscious Meditations

Some wonderful New Age wonder here... 50 quotes. You read them. You become a better, more relaxed, more focused, more jovial person. In just one click. Bargain. [More]

NEW: Positive Affirmations

50 affirmations to give you strength. Be happy in what you do. [More]

Trailer Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Elvis And Nixon Trailer

Strange Man
Jimmy Popper, Body Shamer
"Alex Pettyfer would have made a better looking Elvis, as long as he promises to not take his shirt off. Elvis's body was never that good." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Best Vines Of 2016 So Far

Strange Man
Jimmy Popper, Campaigner
"I'm starting a campaign to get Vine videos increased in length from 6 seconds to 7 seconds each. JOIN ME!" [More]

NEW: 50 Quotes from Comedians

Can you read these quotes and not laugh? Tell us if you can. [More]

NEW: Positive Affirmations

50 affirmations to give you strength. Be happy in what you do. [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Cristiano Ronaldo Playfully Punches Team Mate

Strange Man
Jimmy Popper, Sports Correspondent, CNN
"I suppose it's a first step on his new UFC career." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Raven The Dancing Mule

Strange Man
Jimmy Popper, Dance Correspondent, CNN
"That's not dancing that's jumping with style." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Cat Tries to Jump into Cabinet with Pillow

Strange Man
Jimmy Popper, Puns Correspondent, CNN
"Ten out of ten for purr-severance. Geddit?" [More]

Horoscopes April 2016

"All your answers are in here for April 2016. Guaranteed accurate on four planets (not Earth)." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Batman v Superman best review on the internet

Old Man
Jessie Krufts, Doctor
"I hope Affleck aims for 'grumpy Adam West' for his Batman interpretation." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Even Hillary Supporters Aren't That Excited About Hillary

Old Man
Jessie Krufts, Go Go Dancer
"Give me a T. Give me a rump. Whaddaya got?" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Pure Joy On The Streets Of Brighton

Old Man
Jessie Krufts, Food Critic
"Oh not another dancing banana and dancing strawberry again." [More]

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