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30th March 2015

Video Of The Day (from the top 100 charts - click-tap here)

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Very Friendly Deer Nuzzling Teenage Boy

Shocked Man
Harry Zonderblurb, Toilet Attendant
"So deer's have decided to start using humans as face dryers? Well, that's probably what you get for sunbathing in a deer's rest room." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Parrot Says 'My Name Is Bond, James Bond'

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Fish And Chip Shop Owner
"Don't the bad guys in Bond movies always have white cats that could easily eat up parrot-Bonds like that one? Looks like the British secret agent has finally had his chips." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Drunk Fails and Unlucky People Compilation

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Raconteur
"Noticing that my Irish friend had a shiner, I joked with him and said: 'I'd like to see what the other guy looks like' and he said, 'the other guy was a pavement.'" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Russian Cat Thinks He's A Dog

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Newsman
"I suppose a beer from the fridge is out of the question?" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Drunk Guy Tries To Skate Home From the Bar

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Slow Motion Expert
"Proof that life slows down when you're drunk." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Amazing Squirrel Jump

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Saw The Simpsons Movie Last Night
"Squirrel-Man, Squirrel-Man, does whatever a Spider Pig can't." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Magic Door Prank

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Manager
"I can't wait for the postman to come to deliver a sign-for package." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
I Really Like You - Music Video Starring Tom Hanks

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Bean Counter
"And the 2015 Grammy for lip synching by a major Hollywood star in a music video goes to... Brad Pitt in Justin Bieber's..." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
wof 2 (Sneezy...)

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Producer
"Sneeky is a much better name for a dwarf. Give the woman a sympathetic clap." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Lion Opens Car Door

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Fruit Chef
"Lucky there wasn't anything tasty in the back seat" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
GEICO: Unskippable

Older Man
Fred Flunkee, Numpty
"Is that a diet dog for the obese?" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Astounding Magician Andrew Kelly

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Technologist
"Is the watch an early printer watch from Apple?" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
The greatest llama chase of the 21st Century

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Gardener
"Shephard Smith reporting? That's a joke name right?" [More]

Funny Horoscopes
March 2015

You future is in here [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Lady Gaga - The Sound Of Music

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Singing Gymnast
"Julie Andrews sang the original Sound Of Music whilst twirling at the same time. What a star." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Murphy's Law Enforcement

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Circus Acrobat
"Yay! The circus comes to the High Street." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Man Caught Seeing 50 Shades Of Grey

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Tries Everything
"I tried S&M once. Far too many flaps and zippers for this reviewer." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Dog Escaping Through Cat Flap Like A Boss

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Hates His Boss
"I would pay money to see my boss try that. Brilliant. 4 out of 10." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Family Feud - Gerbil

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Counselor
"Laughing at stupid people like that is how family feuds start. Kudos, it's a good 'en." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
How To Quickly Peel A Boiled Egg In A Glass Of Water

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Secret Agent
"LOL. It's a James Bond egg - shaken not stirred." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Karma (Dog Slips On Ice, Owner Does Same)

Shocked Man
Harry Zonderblurb, Plumber
"Is this another ad for Slippery Dogs For The Clumsy? I gave at Christmas." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Magic Mike XXL Trailer

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Nut Fan
"That reminds me, got to get some walnuts next time I go down to the shops." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
How To Teach A Dog To Sit

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Peanut Butter Erotica Author
"I'll never be able to lick peanut butter off my leg without thinking of that wet nose again." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Ted 2 Trailer

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Tupperware Executive
"Who knew that slipping on semen could be funnier than slipping on a banana skin?" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Hello Dog

Strange Man
Jimmy Popper, Chef
"So the dog on the right is saying hello first and the dog on the left is jumping and saying hello and getting all the laughter? It's just racist." [More]

Horoscopes February 2015

"The truth is in here... Exclusive horoscopes for the needy" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Yikes News Reporter Almost Hit By Skidding Car

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Owns A Red Car
"Coming up after the news: the Dukes of Hazzard come to New York..." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Sarah Palin In Iowa (The Man)

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Philanthropist
"I sort of get what she's saying: Let's bomb Russia!" [More]

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