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Feb 9, 2010
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Hitler Backache

Adolf Hitler took an experimental early version of Viagra which once gave him an erection for 15 days, a new book claims.

The claims are based on formerly classified medical records from the journals of Theodor Morrell, Hitler's personal doctor, which say the dictator took 82 different sorts of medication. [More]

7 Feb
Movie Review: Star Trek (2009)
Opineoofs - spoof opinions
Reporter Problems 2
Concerned Citizen

"Well, it's better than calling the reporter 'slappy headed sugar tits'." [More]

3 Feb
Opineoofs - spoof opinions
Reporter Problems
Concerned Citizen

"I once saw a man in a penguin suit pick a fight with two men in a reindeer suit. I was surprised how high the penguin could kick with such little legs. Thank heavens penguins are not human sized is all I'm saying. Vicious bastards." [More]

2 Feb
Opineoofs - spoof opinions
Wot'cha wearin girl?
Old Gipper
Rihanna dress, Grammy's 2010

"If you were to take your hand and reach into the blue top, do you reach Rihanna's breasts or is there another obstacle?" [More]

1 Feb
Spoof
More accurate than our nearest competitor
February 2010
Spoof
by our Technology Correspondent

San Francisco: I am sitting here blogging this report only thirty seconds after holding the new Apple iPad for the very first time.

I held the new device for a full two seconds as I was asked to pass it between the reporter from Newsweek, to US Weekly. [More]

28 Jan
Now classic Mad TV iPad sketch
Opineoofs - spoof opinions
Brad and Angie
Old Gipper
Brad Pitt beard

"I grew my beard to piss my wife off. I think Brad Pitt has grown that wispy beard just to piss Angelina off. Great minds!" [More]

26 Jan
Opineoofs - spoof opinions
How I did it, you can too!!!
Old Gipper

"I took my 0% interest, ten billion dollars worth of government bailout money and put it in a deposit account with another bank and made 4%!! Hazzza? I deserve a million dollar bonus for just thinking that one up!" [More]

21 Jan
Opineoofs - spoof opinions
Sherrie Hewson Crisis
Old Gipper

"In my day women either were topless, or she wore a top. Today's modern fabrics make it all so confusing." [More]

21 Jan
Opineoofs - spoof opinions
Conan O'Brien Special
Ape Man

"Hey, buddy, take away my job and I'll kick you hard in the conaneds." [More]

19 Jan
Opineoofs - spoof opinions
Gervais Update
Old Gipper

"Is it true that Gervais once had two penises? or was he joking? I don't think you should joke about things like that. That said, I do hope he made a YouTube video before the operation. The erotic possibilities of two peni are almost endless, well, at least increased two-fold." [More]

18 Jan
Brilliant video from the Vancouver Film School
Box Animation from Jordan Clarke on Vimeo.
Opineoofs - spoof opinions
Top Ten Reasons To Watch Letterman
Old Gipper

"Don't look at me for an answer. I am tucked up in bed by 10 o'clock. I always take a hot milk drink to bed with me and I can never decide whether to have a wee before the milk drink, during or afterwards." [More]

13 Jan
Opineoofs - spoof opinions
Office Party Special
Old Gipper

"I cooked an omelet using just eggnog. I give you the nogelet." [More]

10 Jan
New movie spoofews: Fast and Furious (2009), High Society
Spoof
Sexy Pi
Computer scientists working on calculating Pi to the 2.7 trillionth digit have revealed that the sequence 80085, or BOOBS to electronic calculator users, was found a statistically significant 5.4 billion times. [More]
6 Jan
Opineoofs - spoof opinions
Tiger On Camera
Old Gipper

"I'm too old for all this bedroom romping: I would rather pay $2 to see the car crash." (Page also includes Tiger Woods sex tape (spoof) YouTube footage, and the first interview with Tiger Woods following the scandal break (spoof).)[More]

5 Jan

Latest Funny Horoscopes for February 2010

All our stories are in our archive [here]

Here are some of our favorites:

Top Hedge Fund Holds Closing Down Sale, 'Every Hedge Must Go'

Exclusive Extract From George W Bush's First Book - "This Is What I Meant To Say"

Sarah Palin Criticised For Spending $1000 On Pumpkin Suit

MTV Accidentally Sends MP3 With All Deleted Expletives For Last 13 Years To Woman, 89

Chinese Police Arrest, Beat Up, Olympic Panda

'The Smoking Nostalgia Channel' Launches Today

Robert Mugabe Wins Zimbabwe's Got Talent

Expert Opinion: What Is the Strangest Weapon You Have Ever Used In A Fight?

Delayed Results Of Our Caption Competition

Bar Owner Tells Of Reaction After Being Told 'Amy Winehouse Is On Her Way'

Cheney's Guards 'Would Not Have Hesitated to Terminate Whittington'

 

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