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18th December 2014

Video Of The Day (from the top 100 charts - click here)

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Tortoise Rescue

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Father Christmas

"It looks like two badly wrapped presents coming alive under the Christmas tree. Sort of festive but also sort of yucky." [ More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Horses Snowball Fight

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Measurer

"Fake and naaaayyyyy." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Gift Wrapping Hack

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Analyst

"But on the con side: Paper cuts unwrapping a present?" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Line Of The Year - 2014

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Jessie Krufts, Cowboy

"Too icy for this cowboy. I was expecting line dancing. Got my boots'n'hat on n'all. Yeehargh." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Wills And Kate Pros And Cons

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Jessie Krufts, Builder

"Yes, I screamed when I saw them. Don't look like I just shat on the pavement." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Trailer - Terminator Genisys Movie

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Jessie Krufts, Foley Artist

"Is it just me or does that liquid metal effect really need a louder, slurpier, sound effect added?" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Making A Phone Case With A Balloon

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Party Balloon Animal Maker

"But it will make your phone smell of breath-wet balloon." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
How To Remove Your Mustache

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, President, Goats Abroad

"Get a goat to bite it off." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Bear Chases Man On Bike

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Jessie Krufts, Home Furnishing Guru

"It's like being chased by an angry carpet." [More]

Horoscopes, December 2014

Gifts that include plastic parts are well starred in this gift giving season, especially gifts with round tops and straight bottoms when gift wrapped that rattle slightly but still, intriguingly, don't give away what it is. [More]

Yes, that bouncy tune with a catchy lyric and beat you have stuck in your head is driving you and those around you clinically light headed. This is a madness that will creep up on those around you and will ultimately lead to exhibitionistic dancing in a shopping mall or down your street if Neptune has anything to do with it. [More]

Stay on Saturn's good side all month and you are set for bounties untold. WARNING: These bounties could come in any form including in the form of no form at all. [More]

Escargot and French Toast are both moderately starred when eaten on their own, but your chances of winning the lottery will quadruple if you have eaten both of these delicacies before buying a lottery ticket at any time during the month. If they actually sell these items in the shop where you buy the ticket this increases to a 6 times better chance of winning, thanks to one of Saturn's moons. [More]

Gifts involving alcoholic contents above 19cc are well to outstandingly well starred as are cuddly toys. (Please drink and cuddle responsibly.) [More]

Small masks over the eyes to supposedly protect someone's identity - like they used to have in opera's back in the day (surely you must be able to make out who it is if you know the person) are coming back into fashion this month... [More]

Potatoes have never been this well starred in the history of tabloid horoscopes. BUY! BUY! BUY! Now is the time to try out all the fries, chips, baked, mashed, roasted potato diets you have been promising yourself in a favourite planet inspired dream of late. [More]

This will be a much quieter month after last month's extreme water sports endurance trials. [More]

Charades are badly starred, especially if a cheeky nephew or niece is playing with you and are keen to make a point about your fatness. [More]

Your on/off relationship with the star sign Pisces is about to reach new lows (offs). Handbags at dawn are firmly starred, as is Ultimate Haircombing in all of its un-refereed, un-octagoned forms. [More]

This month your destiny is fluid for a short time on the 13th. [More]

Mythical characters, including dragons and ogres, are set to pepper this month in strangely other-worldy as well as this-worldy, DVD-entrapped, type ways. This is set to continue well into the new year. [More]

Not The Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Star Wars - The Force Awakens Teaser Trailer

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Jessie Krufts, News Reader

"Did I miss the bit where Han Solo broke his ankle?" [ More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Ferret Jump Fail

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Analyst

"Not dressed for jumping are we little man?" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Bulldog Does His Best Impression of a Diesel Engine

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Ebayer

"Someone got a bargain hat on Ebay." [More]

Not The Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Text Me Merry Christmas

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Technologist

"I live for the day someone can text me an actual mince pie." [More]

Not The Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Burglar vs Yorkie

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Jessie Krufts, Ickle Dogs As Guard Dogs Campaigner

"Ickle dogs have long been overlooked as guard dogs. Hopefully this video will change all that." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Good Morning My Neighbors - Coming To America

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Jessie Krufts, YouTube Historian

"Verbal abuse after 2 seconds shouting in New York in the 1990s... I predict a whole series of YouTube films had Youtube existed back then." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Japanese Flip Books
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Jessie Krufts, Terror Expert

"Phew. Any pale looking humans in cloaks crawling out of those books isn't going to be much bigger than a medium spider. I laugh at the mini terror." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Lyrebird - The Best Song Bird Ever

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Jessie Krufts, Bird Translator

"You want me to come with three friends down to the wreck? Lassie is in trouble? OK, give me two minutes and I'll be there little man." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
10 Hours Walking In Manhatten As Princess Leia

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Jessie Krufts, Baker

"They don't look like danish pastries on her ears at all. Fake!" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Every time I visit this owl it gives me this face

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Movie Goer

"Psycho Owl! Hitchcock couldn't have made it more sinister." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Dog Teaches Baby To Jump

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Jessie Krufts, Choreographer

"Or maybe the dog is just asking for the baby to get out of the way really dumbly." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
10 Hours Walking In Dublin City As A Woman

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Jessie Krufts, Breakfast Developer

"That's the hottest thing out of Dublin since they started frying slices of black pudding in batter." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
I Told You Not To Do That

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Eastend Grocer

"OK, love, keep your hair on." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Kitten vs Spider

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Jessie Krufts, RKO Trainer

"Where's kitteh Randy Orton when you need him?" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
2 Walking The NYC Street Videos

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Jessie Krufts, Foodist

"Have you noticed that sexy people walking in NYC never eat anything?" [More]

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