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Jul 30, 2010
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Sea Salt City: Telephones smaller than the size of a pea may be too small to use, according to respected technology writer Gerald D Tooly. "With an exact size to a pea sized phone you could easily press the number pad with a pin and squint a hell of a lot, but anything smaller and you would have to take a magnifying glass the size of your hand with you which would defeat the whole object." Experts in miniaturisation say that for this reason phones will never be smaller than sugar cube size. |
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29 July |
The results of our latest poll, who should Mel Gibson offend next... [More] |
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27 July |
Following on from the runaway success of the Mel Gibson ranting phone calls, The World Phone Fighting Championship has announced its lineup for their first public event in September. [More] |
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22 July |
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Today's Politicians, Tomorrow |
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theVoiceofReason.com today publishes the findings of a major investigation into what today's young politicians will look like when they get much older. [More]
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20 July |
theVoiceofReason.com is ready to apologise today for publishing a picture of Sarah Palin, below, as a monkey, if she or any of her supporters complain about it.
The picture was created while we were using image manipulation software for a different project and we saw a transform option of 50% ape when we were using her image and we couldn't stop our fingers clicking on it to see what she looked like. [More] |
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20 July |
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"Whatever you expect to happen next won't, that's all I know." [More] |
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14 July |
Mel Gibson broadened his attack to sea creatures today, calling Octopuses "8 legged whores who act like tramps and stick their tentacles up their own bottoms to pleasure themselves," in the latest outburst from the troubled actor, director, fashion critic, polemicist. [More] |
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12 July |
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"Shaved headed little kitteh putting his paw to his mouth like Dr Evil Kitteh" [More] |
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7 July |
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More accurate than any others |
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| Sport is about to give you an option of either a panicky sprint across a field, or a clinging on for dear life buttock clenching back of the boat ski pull. Choose wisely and have an extreme underwear misfortune disposal plan to hand. |
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| Bachelor Parties, baby showers and 65th birthday parties are whoop-whoopingly starred at different times of the month. |
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| Explaining things without using your hands is a test you might like to practice for some reason or other. What have the planets got in store for you? Handcuffs look highly starred. |
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| A hearty walk, a hearty meal but not Braveheart are well starred, unless you are in the mood for painting the Scottish flag on your face and donning a kilt, or a skirt if you get the wrong kind of fabric again. |
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| A phone call will answer a question you have pondered upon since the 16th of last month. The answer may be a disappointment unless you understand complex mathematical formulas explained to you over the phone. |
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| Running, jumping, but not flying through the air head first, are all well starred. |
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| Running Benny Hill style and slapping bald headed old men on the head is well starred this month, especially if you are the old man with the bald head. |
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| Tapas has a 25% chance of choking Pisces this month, which is the best it's been since the summer of 1997, enjoy. |
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| Fouls, fowls and fjords are all well starred. |
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| 'Better than I expected', 'much improved' and 'lovely' are your damned by faint praise phrases of the month. |
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| Single arm press ups with a clap in between has a 56% chance of looking hilarious if you get the timing wrong this month, up from 55.5% last month. |
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| Drunk speed dating is positively starred as long as you check out the talent before the drinking starts and not during or after. |
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July 2010 |
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"How am I supposed to have phone sex now? I'm right handed." [More] |
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27 June |
TV Movie News: Reports that Mr Bean is being sought to play allegedly disaster prone BP CEO Tony Hayward in a television movie of the Gulf of Mexico disaster, have been slammed today by media pundits around the world.
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22 June |
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