20th January 2017
1) Gizmo lives!
2) Baby vs Cat
3) Are they filming the next Transformers movie behind that building?
4) This pig has it all...
5) One from the archive here... Polar bear can't stop falling over...
1) This is about as cute as it gets today
2) Sledging with my cat
3) So this bird is here for the food hey? Watch to the end for the twist...
4) Who needs a cat flap when you have a towel?
5) Dog Tongue...
1) Oh Wednesday... I can't wake up...
2) The guy with the ball is an inspiration
Dude made the whole team look stupid pic.twitter.com/12aCbFTRUd— Funny Tweets™ (@Lmao) January 17, 2017
3) Why does it take women so long to get ready in the bathroom? Answer:
"give me five more mins. I swear I'll be ready" pic.twitter.com/NBAxKgF6TZ— SARCASM! (@FunnySayings) January 17, 2017
4) Sold puppy dog...
OH MY GOODNESS I CANT STOP WATCHING THIS ???? pic.twitter.com/o06tRQEiGS— Sarcasm (@TheFunnyTeens) January 18, 2017
5) Life lesson number 3...
1) This is 90
2) Dog In A Bowl
Whenever I try to get things going in my life https://t.co/uu2GY3mHBz— For The Woofs (@WayTooViral) January 15, 2017
4) Stealing an iPhone
Pickpocket skills on 99 https://t.co/MIXKGUXs2U— Best Vines (@TheFunnyVine) January 17, 2017
5) Singing with a dog
1) Dog Mannequin Challenge
2) French Bulldog plays with baby
3) Too cute
4) Clever Dog
5) Guilty Cooper
Jar Of Urine
Donald Trump angrily criticised theVoiceofReason.com after we claimed he had 'piss colored hair' today in one of the most fraught press conferences of modern times.
Trump, 76, who clearly hasn't realised we are a fake news organisation yet, answered our questions to the chagrin of our competition at CNNion who were refused a question as they are now officially a fake news organisation.
This followed the release of a report in which it was alleged that the president-elect took part in a sex act which included prostitutes, some as old as 26, weeing on each other, apparently known as a golden shower in government reports. The alleged event happened in the same hotel room stayed in by the Obama's during their stay in Moscow, according to the report.
Looking for evidence to substantiate this report theVoiceofReason.com helpfully suggested that Donald Trump's hair color was the smoking gun.
We obtained our own a report from an ex M16 hair coloring expert who, when we told him what we were looking for, helpfully confirmed in a 20 page report, that Donald Trump's hair color is a browny yellow, which is substantially the same color as urine.
Donald Trump's team have angrily criticised our findings and maintain that his hair colour is a yellowy brown.
But notwithstanding the denial, the question remains does Donald Trump choose his hair colour or does it go that color because someone is regularly pissing on his head? This is the question that now needs to be answered. There was no reply when we asked this question of the transition team on Wednesday morning.
This newspaper stands by its assertion than Donald Trump's hair is irrefutably and without a shadow of a doubt piss colored. However, from the information we currently have we are unable to report how his hair got that color.
The damning image evidence, above, was gathered with a five minutes click and search on Google images and did not use ex British Intelligence information in its report.
The transition team Tweeted theVoiceofReason.com afterwards to confirm their position: "Donald's hair is beautiful. It is a bright yellowy brown, urine is quite clearly a browny yellow."
The editor of theVoiceofReason.com has gone into hiding after asking his neighbour to look after his cat. He doesn't even own a cat.
Donald Trump pulled the same face he used while mocking a disabled reporter when joking about having sex in a conversation with men in a locker room in 2013, according to a man close to the microphone. "This proves that he uses the same mocking tone to everybody, including himself when having sex" Kellyanne Conway told her Fox and Friends audience.
Video of the president-elect, heard claiming: "Uh uh uh, I'm coming I'm coming," while using a similar arm and face movement in the video, below, has been seen widely across social media.
This ties in with Kellyanne Conway's claims that the president-elect wasn't mocking a disabled reporter at all but always used that face and arm movement to mock other people, including his own attempts at love making.
In other Tweets, Donald Trump criticised Hollywood for not mocking Eddie Redmayne who did an impersonation of Stephen Hawking in the movie The Theory Of Everything, claiming that the actor could walk unaided and didn't need a wheelchair in the first place.
In another tweet, his 467th of the day, Trump claimed his impersonation of the disabled reporter didn't look like the disabled reporter anyway due to the flappy skin under his chin. (The reporter in question is slim.)
Meanwhile, in real world satire:
"Why can't you give him the benefit of the doubt?" Kellyanne Conway says Trump wasn't mocking reporter's disability. https://t.co/3LAWwTIME4— New Day (@NewDay) January 9, 2017