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28th August 2015

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Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Banksy's Dismaland

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Cynic
"I said to one of the park attendants: 'Oh come on, a smile isn't going to kill you.' And so she eventually smiled and then clutches her chest and acted dead. That told me. Banksy 1 Jessie 0." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Bad Lip Reading GOP Debates

Muscly Man
Kent Rugby, Shirtless Mischief Maker
"Thank heavens they took out the bit where Donald Trump started talking about his woman problems." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Strange Behaviour Of Birds (New York)

Muscly Man
Kent Rugby, Superman Impersonator
"Don't cut away there! I want to see Zod coming through into our dimension! Doh!" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Racoon Fun

Muscly Man
Kent Rugby, Flavoured Water Executive
"I don't get Samsung phone flavoured water, but I totally get cheesy feet flavoured water. Mmmmhhh...." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Toy Dog Twerking

Shirtless Bystander
Kent Rugby, Political Commentator
"I bet $1 Donald Trump would approve of that." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Sneezing Animals - BuzzFeed

Angry Man
Jimmy Popper, Nurse
"I lose complete control of all my body's emissions when I sneeze. Just know that, fans, before inviting me to a sneeze party again." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
240 Logan Paul Vines

Angry Man
Jimmy Popper, Punches Above His Weight
"I need to get me some Thug Life sunglasses. Or a pretty bird." [More]

Funny Horoscopes

Guaranteed accurate or the time your took reading them back horoscopes. [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Owl Vs Law Enforcement

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Shortist
"How tall is that Police Officer if that camera is her body cam?" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Sleeping Baby Pugs In A Line

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Dog Namerer
" I'd name the one on the left, Sleepy, the next one Butcher, the next one Clarence, then it's Duncan, Mary and Amy." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Cute Labrador Slides Down Ramp

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Incinerator Manager
"But on the other hand, if little cute puppy there got a splinter in the underside doing that, that would be the howliest, gnarliest, sound you have ever heard. It would dissolve that smiley child's face into a red mass of water and sobby half spoken breaths. Even I would downclick that." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Crazy Paintball Prank

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Police Commissioner
"Shame the black guy with a similar YouTube channel was shot dead by the police for that though. It looks sooo much like a gun..." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Catzooka - Cat Launcher!

Older Man
Fred Flunkee, James Bond Impersonator
"The military uses for this are endless. Especially for crazy bald bad guys with cats." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Fritz Learns To Catch A Sausage

Older Man
Fred Flunkee, Remembers the 1920's
"At last, a correctly napkin-attired diner. It's like we are back in the 1920's. Kudos. Shame the dog isn't wearing a cap too, but you can't have everything." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Dogs Who Lost the Fight Against Sleep

Older Man
Fred Flunkee, Good Ole Boy
"I always sleep with my tongue out of my mouth. It scares the home help every time." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
When You Troll The Entire Crowd

Older Man
Fred Flunkee, Hoola Hooper
"Try a bit of Elvis Presley next time, I used to scream at him when I was their age." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Thug Life Compilation - July 2015

Shocked Man
Harry Zonderblurb, Stranger
"If you can't buy ice cream from a stranger who can you buy it from?" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Flower Crashes Cat

Shocked Man
Harry Zonderblurb, Psychiatrist
"That's why The Queen has to practice putting her crown on. If her eyes go like that she looks really funny." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Arrogant Cat

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Twerker
"That just makes my blood boil." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Fast Honk

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Scientist
"On balance, I would say it is much less annoying than slow honking." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
How To Quickly Make a Frozen Coke

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Publicist
"It's only a matter of time until someone dies making these How To Basic videos. I say stop now before it gets out of hand." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Amazing Bear Recreation

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, PE Teacher
"Yes, he's got the bear 'boingy' movement down pat. Kudos." [More]

The Truth Is In Here -
Horoscopes For July 2015

A SELECTION OF OUR MOST PRESTIGIOUS AWARDS:

Koala Bear In A Horoscope Prediction Of The Year, 2013

Saturn's Preferred Horoscope On Planet Earth Award 2014

Hugged For A Full 3 Minutes By The Bear Huggers Of Catatonia

Most SMS'd Horoscope Of The Year, 1943

Friends Of Jeb Bush Association Prediction Of The Year 2015

[Horoscopes--->]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Bruiser Bear

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Marketer
"I can't wait for smiley Bruiser Bear to meet Grumpy Cat. It's t-shirt heaven." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Back Off!!! Cat vs Bear

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Envelope Sniffer
"Hmmm... What's the opposite of scaredy cat? And would it ever snuggle?" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Hot Puppy In Fountain

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Puppy Carer
"Yea! At last a dog relieving himself without the nasty emissions normally associated with that statement. Although I do hope somebody checks for what looks like a brown dead fish after he gets out." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Amazing Obstacle Course In Chile

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Weight Watcher
"How many calories did I just burn watching that?" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Pups Running For Dinner

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Banjo Player
"I've trained my dogs to run when they hear violins playing too. Can't be too careful these days." [More]

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